Day 42- Leo DiCaprio Movies Make Lunch Time Fun

Besides me screwing up and telling more people about me and Angus dating, today was highly uneventful. So, I'm going to talk about this fun game I played during lunch.
I'm a library helper, so I work in the library during lunch. Two days ago, I packed myself some snacks to eat on the band trip. Just a muffin and five giant handfuls of Goldfish. This morning, I added a leftover cupcake. That was my lunch. I ate the small pastries at recess, leaving me Goldfish for lunch.
The librarian leaves to go eat her lunch in the teacher's lounge, so we have the library to ourselves to file books and talk about weird things. One of my favorite things to do is spin on the super-oiled spinning chair.
Before I go on, I need to tell how exactly this ties in with Leo DiCaprio movies. Specifically, The Wolf Of Wall Street.
In said movie, Leo plays a corrupt stock broker, who happens to be involved in illegal things, and drugs. There's one scene where him and his partner are taking old Quaaludes. After waiting for a while for them to kick in, they take more. This cycle goes on for a while. Leo's character, Jordan, gets a call, telling him to go to a pay phone. On the pay phone, he's warned that the FBI has his phones tapped. While talking, the Quaaludes kick in and he goes into a near-comatose-like state. With a combination of crawling and crashing his car, he gets home. He stumbles in the door and sees his partner on the phone. He starts screaming about the FBI, in a really desperate kind of way.
He's all woozy, but still conscious, is what I'm saying.
Try eating a handful of Goldfish all at once, then spinning at 50-60rpm for a minute. Then, try to walk somewhere. It's practically impossible to do it normally.
After I did it the first time, and practically had to lay down to see properly, I did it a second time, and started screaming "THE FBI!!!!".
That was the most fun I've had impersonating Leo ever. Maybe on Monday, I'll bring in Angus, and we'll impersonate a scene from Romeo + Juliet.
(Just kidding. I wish, though.)