Is it normal to be this much of a wuss? I highly doubt it. I had 2 opportunities sent by the heavens to ask Angus out, and I ******* WUSSED OUT!!!
Besides my multiple failed attempts at a relationship today, I spent two hours with the two most basic girls I know: Charlie and Mack. We have to film a short film together, and as the self-appointed cameraman, editor, writer and director, I brought in props to make our movie the best out of anyone's. Among these props were costumes, like actual prescription glasses and a clip-on tie. By the time I got home, 5 of my friends had selfies of themselves wearing the glasses and tie on their snapchat stories. There was a scene where the two characters had to enter a talent show. One danced to "Watch me whip and nae nae", and the other one lip-synced to some stupid basic-girl song. It was then that I wept for humanity.
In the lives of my friends, I guess both of my best friends are gay. I'm unsure, but Bryn is 'experimenting' with lesbianiam. She's currently dating the sister of a guy who rejected CJ. CJ is now technically a guy, and dating a guy, but she was dating him before she was a guy, so I don't know. It doesn't matter. They're both happy, and that's what counts.
(If you're one of the over-the-top religious types who thinks being gay is wrong because of what the bible says, think of this: the bible also says that when a couple gets divorced, the wife is to be killed in a public stoning, but we don't do that anymore, do we?)
CJ showed me a picture of her and her boyfriend taken via Polaroid. We call him Ty-Di (first two letters of his first and last name) they are literally the cutest couple since Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater.
A question must be asked: do I want a boyfriend, or to retain my title as Lord Of The Wusses?
I'll get back to you on that.
UPDATE: 3 albums left! More than 3 days left!
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