Day 76- I HATE BAR CHORDS!!!!!!!!!!!

For every music class for at least two months, we've been learning guitar. It's alright, but I just wish someone could tell me what I'm doing wrong instead of just guessing what I'm doing wrong. One example of this is STUPID BAR CHORDS!!!!!!!!!!!! Hands are just not meant to bend in that way. How in the world am I supposed to keep my index finger flat and my middle finger bent onto the G string, but still pushing hard enough to make a proper chord? IT IS NOT POSSIBLE!!
Second complaint: my strumming thumb now has a double blister; one from last class, which was almost healed, and a new one from today. There's even a hole in it, so now I have a pocket in my thumb. It can almost hold a Tic-Tac.
Third complaint: The site I tried posting a fanfic to won't let me put it on the site yet. I got a message saying that because I wasn't a 'validated author', that my story was placed in the queue for review.
Fourth complaint: I can't draw like this:

If I could, Robert Plant would be everywhere in my room.

UPDATE: Story is now ONLINE at this link:

http://www.rockfic.com/viewstory.php?title=The+Neighbor+Upstairs&storyid=22415&numchapters=1&category=The%20Doors&author=The_Elder&m=f&sort=date&ratinglist=&genrelist=&bandlist=

If you already have an account, leave a review and tell me how I did.