Day 210- My Creepy Obsession With Turtles

If you're one of those close-minded people who can't stand TMNT2012, just go away for today. It is one of my favorite shows, and definitely my most obsessed-over (maybe second to The A-Team).
I know it's a show designed for 7-year-old boys, but that's not what you're thinking when you watch it.
I'm just thinking of how brilliant, touching, heart-wrenching, sob-inducing, yet hilarious it is.
That's only half of the truth.
I'm actually severely attracted to the turtles in the 2012 version. Like, really. Angus was wearing a black t-shirt (what I told him he looks sexiest in), and I didn't flinch. I watch the season 2 finale of TMNT, and I have a mini-orgasm.
Instead of writing tonight, I just scrolled through headcannons and took compatibility quizzes.
I know it's creepy, but if they didn't want people to fall in love with them, DON'T MAKE THEM EVERYTHING I WANT IN MEN AND FAMILY!!!!!